Remember when real estate ads just showed old white guys in mustard colored jackets?
Well, you can kiss those days goodbye.
The current wave of high budget real estate ads are taking racy and raunchy to a whole new level. (Apparently property porn is a thing, who knew?)
From sensuous settings sure to ignite lustful desires, to scandalous story lines popping with drool-worthy eye candy, these real estate ads are designed to stir up controversy.
While most of these real estate ads unload with the stereotypical parade of half naked women, today’s lusty real estate ads have become equal opportunity offenders.
That’s right, now you can even watch buff naked dudes proudly display their wares in the kitchen.
And now for the big climax (had to say it.)
Here are the sexiest real estate ads ever:
1. Going Down Under
A helicopter, gourmet kitchen, roof-top spa and “a lingerie model tied to a chair.”
You gotta hand it to these guys for production value.
But how did she dial that phone with her hands tied behind her back?
2. Naked Guy and A Lizard
Ripped naked guy making coffee: Check
Ripped naked guy working out (while naked): Check
Giant lizard watching ripped naked guy work out: Check
3. She Comes With The House
Looking for a gaudy house haunted by a Victoria’s Secret model?
And rest assured, this humble abode does come with long billowy black sheets and a giant wind machine.
4. I’m Too Sexy For My Villa
This is simply one of the best read estate ads of all time.
Just the right touch of lunacy, humor and sex appeal.
Highlight: When he drops his inamorata into the pool to run his hand through his hair.
5. Blackbutt Timber Floors
You can put this wannabe 80’s hair-metal video into the “shameless” category.
This raunchfest loses any charm it may have had and only shoots for shock.
But worth a laugh at the expense of creepy guys riffing on cheap and tacky innuendos.
6. Grip The Shaft Lightly
This rather suggestive real estate ad gives you a different perspective on the “back nine.”
Highlight: Playboy model/golfer watches an oiled-up manly man clean a pool the size of your bathtub.
Oh, and yes, they do show a bit of the house for about 10 seconds.
7. Well Trimmed Gardens
How can you go wrong with threesome pillow fights and a lingerie wearing game of twister?
This titillating frolic of fun will leave you tickled pink.
8. Swipe Right
Take a page out of the Fifty Shades of Grey style book ( and some epic cinematography.)
Throw in a steamy Tinder hook-up.
Boom! You got yourself one of the sexiest real estate ads out there.
9. I Touch MySelf
Anybody getting that sort of creepy “Girl On The Train” vibe?
Is she talking to dead people in the sauna?
We’ll never know, but this surreal real estate ad oozes sexiness.
10. Big Pimpin’
This epic real estate ad features a dope trio from L.A. spittin’ mad rhymes and takin’ names.
“Nice square footage blow your mind out your faces.” – Real Estate Rock Stars
Big ups. Well done.
Hope you enjoyed!
Let us know if you find anymore sexy real estate ads out there in the comments section below: